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  • Blood Rage

    Blood Rage


    Non-stop thrills. Sorry brother, I am become blood rage.

  • Dead Ringers

    Dead Ringers


    Bros before hoes.

    While Jeremy Irons did okay I guess, the film would've been a masterpiece had it swapped stars with the other 1988 twins-centered film and had Schwarzenegger and DeVito play the indistinguishable brothers.

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    The Emoji Movie


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  • Norm of the North

    Norm of the North


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    It sucks.