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Favorite films

  • Oldboy
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Frances Ha
  • The Holy Mountain

Recent activity

  • Napoleon


  • Jack Reacher: Never Go Back


  • Jack Reacher


  • Edge of Tomorrow


Recent reviews

  • Napoleon



    There's not a drip of subtlety in this film. And they really should have killed more monarchs. Just my opinion.

  • Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

    Jack Reacher: Never Go Back


    I didn't realise Never Go Back was the instructions for the audience.

    Also, fewer women die in this one. So there's that.

Popular reviews

  • Enemy



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What sort of perv fucks their Doppelgängers girlfriend and not the Doppelgänger themselves. Disgusting behaviour.

  • Black Narcissus

    Black Narcissus


    I hadn't expected the film to rip so hard. Mr. Dean is my new lifestyle icon, I think that's the right take away from the film. And Sister Ruth is the thirstiest I've ever seen a nun, and I've watched whole films about the thirstiness of nuns.