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  • Maniac



    Netflix makes junk

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    Give me Green Room instead

    It's an ad for KFC

    Lots of lame Italian-American stereotypes

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  • Heat



    Vincent Hanna (Al Pacino): 7 years in Folsom. In the hole for 3. McNeil before that. McNeil as tough as they say?

    Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): You looking to become a penologist?

    VH: You looking to go back? You know I chase down some crews, guys just looking to fuck up, get busted back. That you?

    NM: You musta worked some dipshit crews.

    VH: I worked all kinds.

    NM: You see me doin thrill-seeking liquor-store hold-ups with a "Born to…

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four


    has the bbq guy from House of cards, the Fruitvale/Creed guy, the drummer from Whiplash, the murdered reporter from House of cards, and Tintin/the sadist whipping creep from Nymphomaniac all doing a shitty job w a shitty script from a hack director in one of the worst movies in recent years