Favorite films

  • The Incredibles
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • Lady Bird

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Ambulance

    ★½

  • Zoolander

  • The Batman

    ★★★½

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    "i'm learning to fight like you"

    Absolutely Fucking Brilliant. Believe the hype, and see it as soon as you can. That really is all there is to say. A genuine masterpiece, and easily one of the best films I have ever seen, full stop. 

    The funny joke review would have been something about how it was strategic to release this during tax season blah blah blah blah

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★½

    shoutout to the drone

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★½

    "If you had boobs I wouldn't touch them either"

    This was the best way to start my week. Above anything else, Lady Bird is something that always inspires me to be a filmmaker. I think it boils down to its screenplay, which is nothing short of miraculous. On paper, this movie sounds un-special, especially considering the innovations in the coming-of-age genre. What makes this stand out though is that Gerwig has the incredible talent of making her characters feel truly real. She…

  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs

    ★★★★

    Yeah, I absolutely loved this. It's so funny, and so inventive, and so well-crafted. Everything about this warmed up my cold bitter heart and made me want to fall in love. My favorite film of 2020 until further notice!!!