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Favorite films

  • The Curse
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Lighthouse
  • After Hours

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  • Morbius

    ½

  • Madame Web

    ½

  • Priscilla

    ★★★½

  • Dune

    ★★★★

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    I could actually eat the entire shelf of sketchy shrooms at the liquor store and it would give me less schizophrenia than this movie did

  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money

    ★★

    There’s a special place in hell for whoever chose the music here

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  • Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    what a fucking masterpiece. the scene where the kid yells GRAHAM CRACKERS might have the best line delivery of any movie ever

  • The Brady Bunch Movie

    The Brady Bunch Movie

    Mrs. Whitfield had a whole Staples store in that coochie.