You can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not! Get to watch! My fucking! Television set!!!
So much fun all around, but special shout out to Don Cheadle for that accent (camp) and for apprehensively covering his groin with his hand before activating the electromagnetic pulse 15 feet away from him