- Sam Raimi, who makes movies like it still 2003.
- Danny Elfman, who makes movie soundtrack like it still 1991.
- Alternate Solarpunk-type New York looking pretty except for its awful pizza meatballs.
- The Illuminati being little bitches.
- Elizabeth Olsen being the Big Bitch.
- Bruce Campbell doing what he does best.
- Charlize Theron and her upcoming Xena-reboot.
- Basically everything in the third act of this film.
Movies are fun, again. Thank Agamotto for that.