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  • Amadeus
  • Saw
  • Brüno
  • Mars Attacks!

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  • Zoolander

    ★★★½

  • Scary Movie

    ★★★

  • Alien Conquest

    ½

  • Attack the Block

    ★★★

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  • Old

    Old

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Boomers will love this movie lol.

    The moneyshot death is a plot-unrelated 'haha young vain iphone woman is ugly now' joke.

    She receives the most on-screen injury/pain for the longest amount of time. Fully illuminated, 3d effects... no hate, I love bloody movies, but pretty much all other deaths are off-screen or less violent if on-screen. Very weird idk.

    Besides that, a pretty typical movie about how old people are still young at heart or something, appreciate your family. You…

  • Stranded

    Stranded

    ★★★

    *silent shuffling*