I have just been fired because nobody wants to see vampire killers anymore, or vampires either. Apparently, all they want to see are demented madmen running around in ski-masks, hacking up young virgins.
You know that guy that thinks he is funny but in fact is not funny, that is Schaubs. He does a lot of “and then I looked at the guy and I was like whaaat??” This is the worst approximation of what stand up comedy is, telling hacky jokes from the nineties with unironic Jim Carrey impressions. Has the worst intro to a stand up special I have ever seen and is dressed like an ass devolving into a second…
This movie fucking rules.
What a secret little masterpiece. The camera movement is so good, It just looks like a nice slice of genre film. Everything is so crisp.
The effects and unsettling imagery are all over the place. We get quick snapshots of gore that don’t linger but leave an impression. The morgue scene is particularly sickening but we see how casual these people are with death. Eating and chatting about ordering pizza with exposed corpses.