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  • The Long Goodbye
  • Body Double
  • The Killing
  • Wayne's World

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  • Godzilla vs. Biollante

    ★★★★

  • Jackass 4.5

    ★★★

  • Prisoners

    ★★★★

  • Dreamcatcher

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  • Godzilla vs. Biollante

    Godzilla vs. Biollante

    ★★★★

    Damn this one is a lot of fun.  Green goo all over the place with this being the most practical effect heavy one so far.  It’s got a pretty decent action plot to go with it and biollante is a strong enemy considering it’s a massive plant/Godzilla/possessed girl Kaiju. 

    Godzilla and the city destruction just looks so good by this point.  This and the previous one seem like good entry points for Godzilla as they have a classic eighties feel.

  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5

    ★★★

    Even more penis than Jackass Forever.

    The Dark Shark skydiving is the best part of either movie.

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  • Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised

    Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised

    You know that guy that thinks he is funny but in fact is not funny, that is Schaubs. He does a lot of “and then I looked at the guy and I was like whaaat??”  This is the worst approximation of what stand up comedy is, telling hacky jokes from the nineties with unironic Jim Carrey impressions.  Has the worst intro to a stand up special I have ever seen and is dressed like an ass devolving into a second…

  • Blue Collar

    Blue Collar

    ★★★★½

    Turn it off? Are you kiddin' baby? Took me three years to pay for that muthafucka. We gon' watch everything they show on it. All the shit they show. Even the snow when the muthafucka go off, I'm gonna sit here and watch that.