Hardcore Henry ★★★★

"You're not making history Henry, but you've helped end it"

Hardcore Henry is the downfall of cinema and I'm just going along with it. As a big dumb white guy stoned to the gills on a tuesday night, I am clearly the target audience this trash. Thank god this wasn't in 3D or I guarantee I would have vom'd.

This movie feels like one of those Disneyland attractions like "Honey I Blew up the Audience" but super Russian and full of tits and gore. This thing is so Russian I'm surprised there wasn't any dashcam footage thrown in. The dialogue is clearly written by someone who doesn't have a grasp on the english language but they did manage to hit a lot of strong jokes.

They really should have called it Hardcore Jimmy.

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