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  • Meshes of the Afternoon
  • Miracle Mile
  • Furious
  • Man with a Movie Camera

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ½

  • Observe and Report

    ★★★★

  • Hard Rock Zombies

    ★★★½

  • Eternals

    ½

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  • Cool World

    Cool World

    ★★★

    This is a movie about a guy named Jack who has the hots for cartoon women, so honestly it would have been weird if I didn’t like this even a little bit.
    This is basically the same movie as Monkeybone, so I guess I need to revisit that at some point.

  • Furious

    Furious

    ★★★★★

    Just a bunch of folks making a movie in six days for zero dollars and having a blast. It’s like if Neil Breen had a sense of humor (and self-awareness) and tried to direct something like Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave.
    The fights are actually legit good for this kind of thing, too, which is an added bonus.

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    “Now it’s Jill’s sandwich.”

    This feels like a Netflix original that got sent to theaters by mistake. Bland and dumb at every possible turn, but never in a way that makes it even memorably bad like the Mortal Kombat reboot.

  • Observe and Report

    Observe and Report

    ★★★★

    If Ronnie had been played by anyone other than Seth Rogen, this would have a "wow he's literally me" following. A deeply disturbing movie!
    This has an unexpected overlap with Midsommar in the Venn diagram of me laughing at a movie when a character uses the same anxiety meds as me.

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