• Blonde

    Blonde

    out of all the things i saw in 2022 i didn't need to see cgi fetus

  • Shark Tale

    Shark Tale

    this > goodfellas (1990)

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    ok so I rewatched the YOU BETTER LAWYER UP ASSHOLE BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK FOR 30% I'M COMING BACK FOR EVERYTHING I mean that scene like 40 times just today and all I can say is that that whole scene speaks to me on a level that I can't even begin to explain..................the way mark looks at Eduardo while he's just screaming at him..............the way Justin Timberlake is just shook and yet the academy decides yeah no uhm we're not gonna give Andrew Garfield an award because just no............I believe they are the kind of people that would plant the story about the chicken

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i Am the worst person in the world

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    damn….i gotta start watching the twilight movies

  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★½

    i hope rooney mara never gets mad at me

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood

    ★★★★

    and your mom lets you watch that? said while the telephone video is playing is the most accurate thing i’ve ever heard i don’t know how to explain

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

    IN 2013 OWN WORDS SLAY MEEEEEEEEE

  • Dune

    Dune

    whatever…..but 5 stars for bearded oscar isaac

  • Bride Wars

    Bride Wars

    ★★★★½

    i literally cried for this today. good morning

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

    de niro in this movie could drive me like he drove that taxi

  • Pieces of a Woman

    Pieces of a Woman

    ★★★★

    anytime shia labeouf was on screen i kept thinking about the actual cannibal song