• High School Musical

    High School Musical

    ★★★★★

    cannot believe this didn’t win best picture😤😤😤

  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★½

    my therapist called he said I need to watch this at least 3 times a day

  • Magic Mike

    Magic Mike

    ★★★

    it’s my heterosexuality calling🥱✊🏽

  • Begin Again

    Begin Again

    ★★★½

    the heteros think they know everything from just someone’s playlist? They right

  • Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts

    Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts

    ★★★★

    girl i can’t love myself but i sure as hell can love her

  • Mommy

    Mommy

    ★★★★★

    so are we gonna talk about the aspect ratio or the ending scene with born to die in the background?

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight

    ★★★★½

    i enjoy seeing people discussing more than i enjoy seeing them flirting and that says a lot about me

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★★

    ok i waited a long time to finally watch this because i thought i wouldn't be able to handle it and the fact that it left me emotionless today made me realize that i completely lost all hope of finding true love in real life. that's it

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★★

    me and frances are the same person and the ha postponed to our names stands for all the people laughing at us

  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie

    ★★★★★

    the socialist revolution was never explained in clearer ways

  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    ★★★★½

    dear noah baumbach i understand that there are people like me but i didn’t need all this drama

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i started thinking that since my life is a mess i want to die the same way adam sandler does in this masterpiece