Favorite films

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  The Mummy Returns 2001

  ★ Watched 04 Feb 2023

  home alone: lost in egypt

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★ Watched 04 Feb 2023

  how do characters in films never learn that you NEVER read any sacred old text from a book (let alone a book called the book of the dead) OUT LOUD !!!!!!!!!!!! why do bitches be reading shit out loud you always end up summoning something ugh 🙄

Popular reviews

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  Casting JonBenet 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 04 May 2017 3

  the truly most iconiqué part is where literally everyone's going on about the ramseys or something along the lines, but then there's that one guy saying: "i love breast torture. whipping nipples, tits. doing breast bondage."

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  Almost Adults 2016

  ★★ Watched 11 Feb 2017

  "fuck this fucking site" says mackenzie as she signs onto tumblr. ME TOO GIRL, ME TOO. every day.