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  • Twin Peaks
  • Spirited Away
  • Mommy
  • Donnie Darko

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  • The Mummy Returns

  • The Mummy

    ★★

  • The Whale

    ★★

  • Gremlins

    ★★★★

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  • The Mummy Returns

    The Mummy Returns

    home alone: lost in egypt

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★

    how do characters in films never learn that you NEVER read any sacred old text from a book (let alone a book called the book of the dead) OUT LOUD !!!!!!!!!!!! why do bitches be reading shit out loud you always end up summoning something ugh 🙄

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  • Casting JonBenet

    Casting JonBenet

    ★★★★

    the truly most iconiqué part is where literally everyone's going on about the ramseys or something along the lines, but then there's that one guy saying: "i love breast torture. whipping nipples, tits. doing breast bondage."

  • Almost Adults

    Almost Adults

    ★★

    "fuck this fucking site" says mackenzie as she signs onto tumblr. ME TOO GIRL, ME TOO. every day.