"I don't agree with his half the universe-killing policy, but I do agree with his Avengers franchise-ending policy." [pulls lever labelled 'Thanos']
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I haven't had time to write a full review of this as I only saw it not 12 hours ago, but I can't help but jot down something about Passengers' unpleasant undercurrent. Rewatching the trailers and marketing material, I couldn't believe how misleading they were about something very important to the film's core premise:
Only Chris Pratt's Jim woke up early due to a malfunction on the ship. The first solid half hour is him moping about the Avalon starship,…