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  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★

    "I like how it feels when her tongue is inside me."

  • Vice

    Vice

    they’ve moved the embargo on this from the 15th (Australian time) to the morning of the 14th, and then right after the screening ended it I was told it moved to the 18th which makes it seem like they don’t want reviews to affect its awards momentum and given the subject matter, that is...extremely on the nose

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  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I haven't had time to write a full review of this as I only saw it not 12 hours ago, but I can't help but jot down something about Passengers' unpleasant undercurrent. Rewatching the trailers and marketing material, I couldn't believe how misleading they were about something very important to the film's core premise:

    Only Chris Pratt's Jim woke up early due to a malfunction on the ship. The first solid half hour is him moping about the Avalon starship,…

  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow

    hey siri show me a straight teenage boy's jerkoff fantasy that's been directed like an over-budget Starz rip-off of The Americans where literally nothing that happens is important but they've made sure you get to see plenty of sideboob while its star is being tortured