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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    Second time seeing it. I cried. My friend cried. A lady walking out of the theater asked us if Timothee Chalamet was “an eligible bachelor.” It was magical.

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

    Reminding myself that there is something worse than Rise of Skywalker in this world.

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★½

    There is hope, friends. There is hope.

  • Holly Star

    Holly Star

    The pitch for this movie must have gone something like this:

    Two words. Lobster. Mafia.

  • Santa Girl

    Santa Girl

    ½

    This is definitely within the extended universe of ned’s declassified school survival guide. This is when Ned goes off to a nondescript college in middle America. Coconut head is his roommate. You write the rest.

  • The Knight Before Christmas

    The Knight Before Christmas

    “Despite the fact that he thinks he is a knight from the 14th century, he’s the whole package” 

    I’m done.

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II

    ★★★

    As Frozen trash, I’m just gonna sit back with my Frozen 2 socks I got at Target and live my best life.

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    ★★★★★

    Don’t sleep on Ryan!!!

  • The Lion King II: Simba's Pride

    The Lion King II: Simba's Pride

    ★★★★½

    If you’re not watching The Lion King 2 what are you doing with your life

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2

    ★★★★★

    TROY, LISTEN

  • Let It Shine

    Let It Shine

    The only thing he can rap is my burrito

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    ★★★★½

    Still holds up


    Also, there is one part in “this is what dreams are made of,” specifically the part where the camera widens out and you can see Hilary Duff’s back and not her mouth where it is clearly evident that there someone else seeing that high note it is not Hilary Duff OKAY!