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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★½

    The team that brought you American Pie presents: Italian Peaches, a beautiful film about absolutely nothing at all 


    a.k.a. 


    I opened Merriam-Webster to “gay white male privilege” and this turd plopped out  


    a.k.a. 


    if anyone tries to tell me this movie is better than Carol, I might end up in prison


    (Was gonna give it one star but I *guess* it’s better than The Greatest Showman)

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya

    ★★★★

    I, Lauren, in spite of my best efforts, am finally a Margot Robbie fan