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  • First Match

    First Match


    If Olivia Newman is a force, Elvira Emmanuelle is the inertia

  • Take Your Pills

    Take Your Pills


    We've been hearing the "doom and gloom" analysis of our Rx drug consumption for years. Has it helped?

    **s/o to my alma mater Brown which is apparently the perfect place to film something like this haha**

Popular reviews

  • A Wrinkle in Time

    A Wrinkle in Time


    The worst part of having intense childhood nostalgia is revisiting works of art & realizing that what you liked about them as a child were actually the mature, adult themes.

    A Wrinkle in Time is a kid’s movie based on a book that made me want to be an adult.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    The team that brought you American Pie presents: Italian Peaches, a beautiful film about absolutely nothing at all 


    I opened Merriam-Webster to “gay white male privilege” and this turd plopped out  


    if anyone tries to tell me this movie is better than Carol, I might end up in prison

    (Was gonna give it one star but I *guess* it’s better than The Greatest Showman)