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  • First Match

    First Match

    ★★★★

    If Olivia Newman is a force, Elvira Emmanuelle is the inertia

  • Take Your Pills

    Take Your Pills

    ★★½

    We've been hearing the "doom and gloom" analysis of our Rx drug consumption for years. Has it helped?

    **s/o to my alma mater Brown which is apparently the perfect place to film something like this haha**

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  • A Wrinkle in Time

    A Wrinkle in Time

    ★★★

    The worst part of having intense childhood nostalgia is revisiting works of art & realizing that what you liked about them as a child were actually the mature, adult themes.

    A Wrinkle in Time is a kid’s movie based on a book that made me want to be an adult.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★½

    The team that brought you American Pie presents: Italian Peaches, a beautiful film about absolutely nothing at all 


    a.k.a. 


    I opened Merriam-Webster to “gay white male privilege” and this turd plopped out  


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    if anyone tries to tell me this movie is better than Carol, I might end up in prison


    (Was gonna give it one star but I *guess* it’s better than The Greatest Showman)