Favorite films

  • Queen of Diamonds
  • Party Girl
  • The Bride Wore Black
  • Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby

Recent activity

  • Last Night


  • Morvern Callar


  • Guns at Batasi


  • Glen or Glenda


Pinned reviews

  • Nekromantik 2

    Nekromantik 2


    A film that perfectly encapsulates that moment when you first stay over at a new girlfriend's house and awake in the morning to find a decaying penis on a plate in the fridge.

Recent reviews

  • Yes, Madam!

    Yes, Madam!


    Call me Vicious White Hag.

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    The person behind me in the cinema was so geared up to find Cocaine Bear hilarious that he loudly laughed when the title appeared during the opening credits. The opening airplane sequence was also a fucking riot for him. So it was sort of soul destroying to hear his enthusiastic (if annoying) laughter diminish as the gags were delivered and the film progressed. Ten minutes in and the man never laughed again. Hated this.

Popular reviews

  • Ghostwatch



    The ominous cupboard under the stairs being called 'the glory hole' never gets old.

  • God Told Me To

    God Told Me To


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Is there a more arresting movie moment than when a malevolent alien-Christ played by Richard Lynch invites an aghast Tony Lo Bianco to fuck the oozing mutant vagina embedded in his abdomen?

    I love you Larry Cohen.