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  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    ★★½

    we hear the lyric "the wall!" but not when we see the wall

  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★★½

    a carnivorous sauropod? Evolution has really gone off the rails

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  • Supervized

    Supervized

    ★★

    so Flynn also absorbs your cancer, but not your emphysema, incontinence, or ED
    & what exactly was Rainbow's power?

  • Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

    Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

    ★★★★★

    great grandma teaches us the right way to say christmas