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  • Wacko



    Some decent jokes - I got a good laugh from "So you DID get throw from the car!" - adrift among a whole lot of crass sex jokes and obvious genre references. Student Bodies still the undisputed champ of this tiny subgenre.

  • mother!



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    DA: "Okay, so you know how I just made a film about Noah and the ark? For my next film, I wanna do the rest of the Bible. And I wanna beat the shit out of Jennifer Lawrence while I'm doing it."

    Exec, looking up from daily lunchtime coke break: "Wha, huh, Jennifer Lawrence? Great, sounds good, here's a check. Go nuts."

    Same exec six months later: "My God, what have I done."

    DA: "Exactly!"

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  • Beyond the Black Rainbow

    Beyond the Black Rainbow


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Rather than a proper review, I'd like to address something I've been seeing a lot vis-a-vis this here movie. In other words, I'm about to break this shit down real small.

    Great visual experience, but oh that ending! That seems to be a standard knock on Panos Cosmatos's sumptuous, thrilling sensory blast Beyond the Black Rainbow, to where even its champions feel like apologizing the last fifteen away. Nuts to that. Its ending is terrific, a sudden disorienting gearshift that…

  • Kung Fury

    Kung Fury


    Creatively bankrupt dead-eyed smug garbage masquerading as nostalgia-humping homage. Fuck this. Fuck all of this. Fuck everything it represents.