Batman & Robin ★★★

this is a five star movie for having the most insane tone of anything i've ever seen.

being really attracted to poison ivy as a child definitely played a heavy hand in forming my adult understanding of sexuality. she is a proper social justice warrior and she could probably stop climate change all on her own.

this movie should be 30 minutes shorter and my roommate and i correctly identified all of the scenes that could be cut for time if joel shumacker wants to make a new edit accordingly.