Leah Dubuc’s review published on Letterboxd:
stargirl is if you took the movie lady bird and then mopped up your dirty floor with it and then painted over it with just the orlando bloom parts of elizabeth town. it has has the most insane internal logic. no person in this movie behaves like a human being and no one has a personal motivation tied to anything in their lives other than the character of stargirl.
there needs to be a nuremberg trials for the creation of this movie. i want to go on a reefer madness style crusade to get this film out of the hands of america's youth.