Damn, back in the day movies would have montages set to smooth jazz featuring hot guys pouring water over themselves straight from the fire hydrant and they had the gumption to do it in slow motion sometimes.... Wow.
Kurtis Russel... wow.
This was so bad that an oral history will one day be published about all the events leading up to its premiere ... Someone will go back and investigate the people responsible for this disaster, CHERNOBYL-style
My account of the night is as follows:
6:53pm: The theater is packed. About 500 people, possibly more, all seated for the world premiere of Danzigs debut film.
7:12pm: It’s announced that the film is running late. Not the best sign,…
About 30 minutes too long. Without Kate McKinnon this movie would’ve been a straight to dvd action movie but with her, it’s a passable action/comedy. The girls in my theater seemed to crack up at every word that came out of her mouth and I can’t necessarily blame them. God bless Ms. McKinnon