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  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw


    Never stop making these movies.

  • Drop Dead Fred

    Drop Dead Fred

    I watched this because it’s apparently a cant-miss episode of How Did This Get Made. I haven’t listened to the podcast yet but, as a person who has watched 4 Police Academy movies this year, this movie was bad and I didn’t like it.

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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    The people doing casting at Marvel are really good at their jobs. Gyllenhaal was awesome, I can’t believe how great Mysterio was. Tom Holland has become my favorite portrayal of Peter Parker so quickly. And Zendaya is absolutely killing it.

  • Aquaman



    This was pretty not great. There was so much that was so silly, specifically:

    - the phrase “Ocean Master”
    - Willem Defoes topknot
    - Patrick Wilson floating off of the throne

    - An octopus playing drums
    - The fucking explosive water gun
    - Our main characters eating flowers
    - The general Power Ranger vibe
    - Flute-playing Mera
    - The sheer number of surprise explosions

    If I had to sum it up, I would say that the most serious scene in the movie featured Nicole Kidman dressed up as a dinosaur.