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  • State Funeral

    State Funeral


    Pretty cool movie if you like 2 and a half hours of archival footage (I do). Saw a lot of hot guys, a lot of people that could be related to me, and some really beautiful footage that I absolutely loved and didn’t mind zoning out on every now and then to think about mad shit or whatever. Kinda hated the switching from b&w to color just wished it was all color. Anyway mad cool, I loved looking at everyone’s…

  • Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

    Cat on a Hot Tin Roof


    Lots of yelling but all interesting stuff, some families are not great! Paul Newman is literally a god and I would probs jump out a window too if I had to share him w someone and also if he didn’t pick up my phone calls, all checks out. Had to watch w subtitles tho because Elizabeth Taylor sounds fucking crazy at the beginning it was hard to understand her at first. I want the no neck monsters to literally F…

Popular reviews

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    This shit sucked ass like so bad - Scott pilgrim/kill bill vibes but super shitty and the thing with the bacon egg and cheese I hated....also least compelling group of ppl ever would not care if they all died. This movie was supposed to not be about the joker but it mentioned him every 5 seconds and it would have been cooler if he was there obviously (men are cooler and smarter than women)

  • Project X

    Project X


    Wow this is the movie I feel like if I were to make a movie it would be like this but it wouldn’t be as good so I’m glad it wasn’t me. This movie reminds you that partying is truly the main unifying factor in our lives (young, American). The soundtrack is on point, the dialogue is real, there’s a moment where the three friends are outside and one realizes he missed something cool (a midget punching his friends in…