Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 May 2021 3

  This is the film.

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  Shogun Assassin 1980

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2021 10

  Liquid Swords brought me here and I'm not mad about it.

Recent reviews

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  Billy Madison 1995

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 May 2022 11

  Billy Madison and I have always had a complicated relationship. The reason being is that I hate Billy with every fiber of my being, but am infatuated with literally every single side character in this movie. I quote them all to this day. From Carl and Miss Lippy, all the way down to the bus driver and the sloppy joe lady. The Danny McGrath scene set to ELO's "Telephone Line" is peak cinema to me, so it's no coincidence that Steve Buscemi is my most watched actor on my stats page.

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  Men 2022

  ★★★ Watched 19 May 2022 7

  "Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!"

  While I'm leaning towards the opinion that Men is Alex Garland's weakest narrative to date, I can't deny that certain aesthetic elements almost pulled me into the patriarchal fever-dream he was trying to conjure up. It's a movie at odds with itself and leaves it's director at an interesting crossroads in the future. Men are conflicted creatures, I suppose.

  Working with a handful of longtime collaborators payed off handsomely for Garland in terms…

Popular reviews

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2021 47

  I'm so torn on this one. The Green Knight is a technical marvel. Incredible cinematography. Wonderful set pieces & costume design. Bits of surrealism with a distinct atmosphere. There's a lot to chew on. I want to sit on it to see which way my opinion sways before I give out a rating. I don't want to deter anyone from seeing it, either. It's absolutely worth checking out for yourself! EDIT: Sat on this for a hot minute. I talked to…

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  Marie Antoinette 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2021 10

  Let the art department eat ALL the cake.