*claire saffitz voice* there is a second movie curse
i liked it, but i feel like it lacks the heart the first one had
john ambrose mclaren.... gained this movie half a star but also my whole heart
i literally thought this movie was going to kill me, and that i was having a panic attack for like. the last 30 minutes, so the safdie brothers owe me money now!
i hated almost every second of it, especially that colonoscopy. the whole film was loud, shaky, too close for comfort, gratuitously disgusting, messy, cringe inducing, LOUD god it was so fucking loud i couldn’t hear myself think and also the weeknd was there? somehow
but it was also…
bad. not even entertaining bad, or cheesy bad, or kinda cliché but cute bad! no, i was bored the whole thing through. half a star off for making me listen to a teenage boy idolizing elon musk within the first 30 seconds of the movie.
ALSO how could i forget camila mendes is sooooo one note. she was literally playing veronica in this movie like. why.