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pacific northwest queer lady obsessed with movies.
traded my rose-colored shades for a wide lens.
black lives matter.
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Gardenia's Natural Life 2020
I made another short film! You can watch it here.
This one is a light comedy, made with my family during quarantine. My mom & siblings are the stars! This was still an almost no-budget film, but thanks to some help from my dad, we had the use of better equipment this time, and spent more time overall making the film. It took a while to make, and of course given the state of the world right now we faced some…
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Cluny Brown 1946
Everyone deserves someone who'll tell them that pursuing their passions makes them more desirable, not less.
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The Apple Dumpling Gang 1975
Very simple, cute, and mild viewing with the fam. If this hadn't been quite so long, I would have liked it more-- there are some fun moments, but they're surrounded by filler. Don Knotts is always hilarious all the same, and I like the very Theme-Park-ized Western Town setting.
This is one of those odd films where I had forgotten almost all of it, but as soon as it started I remembered that I had in fact seen it MANY…
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The Muppet Movie 1979
I am strongly tempted to throw nuance out the window from here on out, and adopt Muppet-style film criticism, where every movie gets one of these three responses:
"I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this!"
"It was sick and weird."
"De flim is okey-dokey!"
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Coming Out 2020
Was not expecting the official Godzilla Twitter account to post a 2-minute short film about stop-motion Godzilla accepting his trans daughter on the last day of Pride Month, but here we are. Godzilla said trans rights!! And I'm crying.
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What We Do in the Shadows 2014
"Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, 'Oooh, those are some nice pants!'"
