• Enter the Void

    Enter the Void

    ★★★★

    Feels like the longest movie ever, which I kinda loved this time. It finally.worked for me, mostly. Noé is on point and delivers an out of body experience like no other.

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    matt smith more like BATT smith

    almost pissed myself laughing at this trainwreck, please give me more morbius I need it in my veins like you need artificial blood

  • Climax

    Climax

    I could listen to Noé talk forever.

  • I Stand Alone

    I Stand Alone

    ★★★½

    Nasty, mean spirited, immoral, cruel and vulgar, The Butcher is one of the most intriguing characters in Gaspar's filmography. Love the editing, the warning in the last third is great and it's very well acted. Don't think I'd revisit this over Climax or most of his other work but I'm glad I got to check his debut off of my watchlist. The only one left now is Vortex which I'm so excited for!

  • Carne

    Carne

    ★★★½

    What a debut!

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★

    The idea of remaking Suspiria and turning it into a Holocaust drama is probably not the best idea. It's what most average people think A24 movies are; weird and pretentious. Thom Yorke's score is great. The cinematography is neat. Some of the performances are decent But god, the pacing is beyond atrocious and because of the muted colour tone, it failed to do much aside from elicit a few yawns. It's my second time watching and I really wanted to…

  • Small Apartments

    Small Apartments

    ★★★

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  • Dark Glasses

    Dark Glasses

    ★★★

    I feel like my rating is higher than it should be but I'm just happy to see Argento back. It's not great but there's some classic Dario here, but the pacing and visuals aren't the best. The third act is so stupid which I loved. Fun score and some gnarly kills too!

  • Dragged Across Concrete

    Dragged Across Concrete

    ★★★★

    three people came in to ask me what I was watching

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

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    that's the review

  • Swallowed Souls: The Making of Evil Dead 2
  • Bloody And Groovy Baby! A Tribute to Sam Raimi's Evil Dead 2

    Bloody And Groovy Baby! A Tribute to Sam Raimi's Evil Dead 2

    ★½

    Some fun interviews, absolutely awful documentary with unbearable editing though