I know it's stupid and small and insignificant, but when I saw this for the first time, I noticed that Scar-Jo actually had hips and thighs and boobs in this and wasn't super skinny and that made me feel good. It's an arbitrary number, but I'm gonna say that something like 90% of the women we see on screen are very thin, and for those of us who aren't very thin, it can be refreshing to see even a small…
Here's the thing: this movie is ABSURD. Let's start at the beginning.
-Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson (Nick and Elizabeth) meet on a cruise ship and get married after only a few days because common sense.
-It seems that Elizabeth moves from her hometown of London, England, to Napa, California to be with Nick. Sure, whatever, Napa is cool. Wine and stuff.
-They are married for an unspecified length of time and then have twin girls named Hallie and Annie…