Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 1964

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Nov 2023 12

  general ripper is how kubrick fans sound when talking about the shining theories

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2023 10

  most painful 2 hrs of my life i’d rather get skinned alive i watched it with my in laws and they were moving around the house and going on their phones the entire time i’m never watching this with anyone ever again some of you mfs don’t deserve this movie

Popular reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★ Watched 25 Nov 2022 7

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  everyone who said this was scary owes me $20 lol this is so ridiculous 
  grainy footage=scary apparently
  felt like it was trying to be the shining with the old music in the background
  like pls stfu😭
  everything was so predictable 
  i’m so mad i wasted my time on this lol 80% of it was just shots of a wall with lights flickering .
  slow burn horror where nothing happens is the worst like i’m so tired of this shit lol
  the description of the movie is really the only interesting thing. such a good concept but horribly executed. 
  boxd.it/3skZlZ

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2023 27

  this was so much fun when it wasn’t shoving speeches down your throat, i cant stress enough how much i hated how preachy this was. it was set back by really cringey meta self aware mattel jokes or “feminism” speeches that were really just extremely misogynistic and uncomfortable to watch.

  during gloria’s speech i had so much second hand embarrassment it felt like she was reading off tumblr poetry. “you’re supposed to be pretty for men but not too pretty…