general ripper is how kubrick fans sound when talking about the shining theories
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
everyone who said this was scary owes me $20 lol this is so ridiculous
grainy footage=scary apparently
felt like it was trying to be the shining with the old music in the background
like pls stfu😭
everything was so predictable
i’m so mad i wasted my time on this lol 80% of it was just shots of a wall with lights flickering .
slow burn horror where nothing happens is the worst like i’m so tired of this shit lol
the description of the movie is really the only interesting thing. such a good concept but horribly executed.
this was so much fun when it wasn’t shoving speeches down your throat, i cant stress enough how much i hated how preachy this was. it was set back by really cringey meta self aware mattel jokes or “feminism” speeches that were really just extremely misogynistic and uncomfortable to watch.
during gloria’s speech i had so much second hand embarrassment it felt like she was reading off tumblr poetry. “you’re supposed to be pretty for men but not too pretty…