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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
this is the kind of film where you can’t tell if you’ve been watching it for 1 hour or 3 hours… but in this case I think that was a good thing. had no idea how or when it would end, or where it was going at all - completely full of surprises, outrageously funny for the dumbest reasons, heartwarming, depressing and lifts a weight from the shoulders all at the same time. overall really enjoyed this one. and thank…
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
the vera farmigafication of elizabeth olsen. I couldn’t explain this if I tried it’s just a feeling I had
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He's All That 2021
i'm going to say something very very serious here. and i am not joking. nothing fuels me like this stuff. nothing makes life worth living like an addison rae acting debut netflix movie teen romcom remake. there is no sarcasm here. genuinely nothing keeps me going like the silliness of stuff like this. all the seriousness of life, work, university, family arrangements, trying to find time to see friends when literally nobody's schedule lines up because you're all adults now…
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Before Midnight 2013
friend: can you pass the salad
celine: oh you know what men always do when you talk about salad? they get horny. i'll tell you the difference between men and women, women are lettuce and men are celery. listen i watched this documentary on a serial killer who asked for a salad for his last meal. jesse would've ordered a burger king. i have an american husband. god did you read his book? it's so embarrassing listen if you read…
