Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Zodiac
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • First Man

Recent activity

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

  • The Lost City

  • Red Notice

  • The Weekend Away

Recent reviews

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    the vera farmigafication of elizabeth olsen. I couldn’t explain this if I tried it’s just a feeling I had

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    Basically, my sister was in dire need of watching something stupid and this just hit the spot. But in other news completely irrelevant to the quality of the film, which I think you could pretty much surmise from a single glance at its poster, or just looking at the cast list and filling in the blanks, Rawson Marshall Thurber has got to be one of the top 10 worst names I’ve ever heard. Who does that to a child? It…

Popular reviews

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    i'm going to say something very very serious here. and i am not joking. nothing fuels me like this stuff. nothing makes life worth living like an addison rae acting debut netflix movie teen romcom remake. there is no sarcasm here. genuinely nothing keeps me going like the silliness of stuff like this. all the seriousness of life, work, university, family arrangements, trying to find time to see friends when literally nobody's schedule lines up because you're all adults now…

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight


    friend: can you pass the salad
    celine: oh you know what men always do when you talk about salad? they get horny. i'll tell you the difference between men and women, women are lettuce and men are celery. listen i watched this documentary on a serial killer who asked for a salad for his last meal. jesse would've ordered a burger king. i have an american husband. god did you read his book? it's so embarrassing listen if you read…