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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it is just so fucking funny how intricate roman's hits on marla and fran were and how neither of them worked. . he's threatening them like if you don't already fear me more than satan himself, you will soon.. and then he injects them with a mild sedative that lasts for about an hour, drives them out to a field about a 10 minute walk from a gas station, and leaves beside them a small backpack containing a first aid…

  • Run

    Run

    this was pretty intense and pretty great! one of the key things in a good thriller/horror/suspense movie, (no idea what genre this is), these days is when the characters actually do everything they can to stop the threat but it’s not enough. that’s when it’s really terrifying. cause you can’t look at it all high and mighty and say “well I wouldn’t do that, that was dumb, I’d be fine!” like you usually do, instead it’s like shit. I’m all out of ideas. godspeed

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★

    Paddington is sad?
    SADDINGTON.
    Paddington floods the house?
    BADDINGTON.
    Paddington loses his mind?
    MADDINGTON.
    Paddington starts a family?
    DADDINGTON.
    Paddington offers to buy the next round?
    ABSOLUTE LADDINGTON.
    Paddington but only a bit?
    JUST A TADDINGTON.
    Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
    JOSH GADDINGTON.
    Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
    SUPERBADDINGTON.
    Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as…

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    the vampire mum when bella goes to their house: would you like some........... pasgetti?