Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Zodiac
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • First Man

Recent activity

  • Pretty Baby: Brooke Shields

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Recent reviews

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    So, my boyfriend has indeed decided to force these films upon me and watch my reaction.. I don’t think there’s much I could say about this that hasn’t likely already been said a thousand times, cause I know I’m so late to the game and these are a big subject of.. discourse? I guess. But man, I will say the design of so many characters in this film is just so wildly off-putting it makes it genuinely hard to concentrate…

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Confession time.. this is one of the Star Wars things that just went right over my head. I'm a fairly casual Star Wars enjoyer, and I remember my brother seeing it in the cinema and telling me not to bother and me at 16 just listened to him. You know how you used to just blindly listen to your brother? What was that? I did and didn't watch so many things based on his instruction when I was a teenager.…

Popular reviews

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    i'm going to say something very very serious here. and i am not joking. nothing fuels me like this stuff. nothing makes life worth living like an addison rae acting debut netflix movie teen romcom remake. there is no sarcasm here. genuinely nothing keeps me going like the silliness of stuff like this. all the seriousness of life, work, university, family arrangements, trying to find time to see friends when literally nobody's schedule lines up because you're all adults now…

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight


    friend: can you pass the salad
    celine: oh you know what men always do when you talk about salad? they get horny. i'll tell you the difference between men and women, women are lettuce and men are celery. listen i watched this documentary on a serial killer who asked for a salad for his last meal. jesse would've ordered a burger king. i have an american husband. god did you read his book? it's so embarrassing listen if you read…