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  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    watched again so soon because my mum wanted to see it. anybody else’s mum have a habit of being like what?! you did this thing without me? I really wanted to do that thing despite never having mentioned it until this very moment! you will pay for this! because my mum does that approx every 3 months with some random film I could never have guessed she’d be interested in. but it’s no fuss as I was happy to see…

  • Prey

    Prey

    I've never seen a predator film before, so I pretty much went into this as a standalone film with no context as to what the fuck that thing was and how it can do all the stuff that it's doing but wow I really enjoyed it! I thought it was thoroughly entertaining and beautifully shot (!) with a really interesting setting and a compelling protagonist who was easy to root for. No-monkey-business runtime, just straight to what you came for…

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    i'm going to say something very very serious here. and i am not joking. nothing fuels me like this stuff. nothing makes life worth living like an addison rae acting debut netflix movie teen romcom remake. there is no sarcasm here. genuinely nothing keeps me going like the silliness of stuff like this. all the seriousness of life, work, university, family arrangements, trying to find time to see friends when literally nobody's schedule lines up because you're all adults now…

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight

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    friend: can you pass the salad
    celine: oh you know what men always do when you talk about salad? they get horny. i'll tell you the difference between men and women, women are lettuce and men are celery. listen i watched this documentary on a serial killer who asked for a salad for his last meal. jesse would've ordered a burger king. i have an american husband. god did you read his book? it's so embarrassing listen if you read…