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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    mother suspirium more like microsoft screensaver. get it. cause of the light on the walls. please get the joke I don’t have anything else to say after what I just saw

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

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    infinity war? πŸ€” more like infinite pain 🀧

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

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    Paddington is sad?
    SADDINGTON.
    Paddington floods the house?
    BADDINGTON.
    Paddington loses his mind?
    MADDINGTON.
    Paddington starts a family?
    DADDINGTON.
    Paddington offers to buy the next round?
    ABSOLUTE LADDINGTON.
    Paddington but only a bit?
    JUST A TADDINGTON.
    Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
    JOSH GADDINGTON.
    Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
    SUPERBADDINGTON.
    Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as…

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

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    this was fuckin INSANE but honestly I couldn’t stop thinking about kingsley describing this film as β€œevery marvel superhero coming together for a giant orgy and trying to stop this purple headed freak from stealing all six anal beads” the entire time and I don’t know if it lessened or heightened my experience but anyway WHAT THE FUCK