Paddington ★★★★

Paddington is sad?
SADDINGTON.
Paddington floods the house?
BADDINGTON.
Paddington loses his mind?
MADDINGTON.
Paddington starts a family?
DADDINGTON.
Paddington offers to buy the next round?
ABSOLUTE LADDINGTON.
Paddington but only a bit?
JUST A TADDINGTON.
Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
JOSH GADDINGTON.
Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
SUPERBADDINGTON.
Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as the palm trees sway in the wind and trace his yin yang wrist tattoo?
RADDINGTON.
Do I regret starting this because I can't find a good place to stop?
YOU BET YOUR ASSINGTON. ok that didn't work. my baddington.

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