I don’t have a constructive review this is just a really good film so here’s my rewriting of the first scene I did about a week ago under the alias Gavin Sorkin

FADE IN:
FIRST SCENE

It’s a bar. It has tables and the tables are accompanied by chairs so that the patrons can sit at the tables in the bar. Rooney Mara is sat at a table with a guy that kinda looks like Jesse Eisenberg but we’re not really sure. There is alcohol present, because it is a bar. The colour scheme is very brown for some reason. 

ERICA ALBRIGHT (BECAUSE SHE’S ALL BRIGHT)
Mark, you’re really annoying, and it’s because of this that I want to break up with you. Because you are annoying. 
MARK ZUCKERBERG
You’re going to regret this when I invent Facebook.
ERICA ALBRIGHT
Fuck, you’re right.
MARK ZUCKERBERG
So… (there is a pause)… what do we do now?
ERICA ALBRIGHT
I don’t know, you tell me, you’re the one who invented Facebook.
GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK
You’re right, Erica, I did invent Facebook.
ERICA (THE GIRLFRIEND OF THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK)
Yeah, you did.
FACEBOOK
Facebook.

FADE OUT