• The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    Oh I’m so glad this was good. I honestly enjoyed this so much!!! Just so fun and exhilarating to watch a new hunger games story on the big screen. Really intense and nostalgic yet fresh and just an absolute whale of a time. A lot of singing, yes.. and that’s not for everyone, it’s not always for me.. but the songs are genuinely good! And the girl can really sing! It could be a lot worse. This has completely gotten…

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    Thank god for david fincher

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    Saw this in the cinema tonight and for the trailers they decided to go for Michael Mann’s Ferrari followed by The Muppet Christmas Carol

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels

    It's a shame because of how much I like Captain Marvel (2019) but my boyfriend had to basically drag me to see this after work, he likes to keep up and he also wants us to get the most use out of our cineworld cards that we can in a month, so... there we were. Unwilling and unready. To be honest, there's just not much to say about this, every scene feels about 20 seconds long, something I think I…

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You

    I really didn’t want this to end

  • Totally Killer

    Totally Killer

    Okay, you know what.. very fun! What else is there to say but very fun. I had a good time. Give it a go this October for a good time (good time not guaranteed I don’t know you that well terms and conditions apply)

  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    Staying in a caravan in Wales for a few days and this was one of the only DVDs they had.. this or something called Jurassic Shark. It’s a classic though so there were no complaints. Can’t say the same for Jurassic Shark but if anyone’s seen it and loves it feel free to criticise our choice I’d be very happy to hear your argument

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    It’s an addiction. It’s a serious problem

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    Crazy how unnecessary that one shot of Jeff Goldblum is

  • Aquamarine


    The last time I reviewed this I was confused as to why it had a warning for 'mild language' because throughout the film they just make sea-based puns but this time around I realised that JoJo fully says bitch at one point and I seriously don't know how I missed that

  • You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

    You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Very cute and fun but I can’t ignore that it’s pretty much the exact same plot as Bride Wars.. even down to the eventual video mix-up.. see you in court!

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    Genuinely one of the funniest films I’ve seen in a while… I will be quoting this for weeks at least.. if not months.. years… LIFETIMES! I think it won’t leave my head until I am either hit very hard on that head or I am just completely killed. But I think even then it’s possible that Theater Camp will worm its way back into my brain, my life, my casual vocabulary.. especially if reincarnation proves to be real and I begin a new life, then it’s like - well I’ll just watch Theater Camp again! Will probably be on streaming by then