• Look Both Ways

    Look Both Ways

    I don’t know why but it’s so fucking funny that the song his band keeps playing is we are young by fun. not even in a different and original way, literally just a cover of we are young by fun. Can you imagine meeting a guy today in 2022 and he’s like yeah I’m in a band you should come see us play and you go and the song they play is we are young by fun? Like it’s not…

  • He's Just Not That Into You

    He's Just Not That Into You

    there are about 2 likeable characters in this film. if that. if I think about it too long it might go down to 1.     it just went down to 1

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    watched again so soon because my mum wanted to see it. anybody else’s mum have a habit of being like what?! you did this thing without me? I really wanted to do that thing despite never having mentioned it until this very moment! you will pay for this! because my mum does that approx every 3 months with some random film I could never have guessed she’d be interested in. but it’s no fuss as I was happy to see…

  • Prey


    I've never seen a predator film before, so I pretty much went into this as a standalone film with no context as to what the fuck that thing was and how it can do all the stuff that it's doing but wow I really enjoyed it! I thought it was thoroughly entertaining and beautifully shot (!) with a really interesting setting and a compelling protagonist who was easy to root for. No-monkey-business runtime, just straight to what you came for…

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Still debating giving this a heart or not because of how difficult it was to watch... if you suffer from LCT (Low Cringe Threshold) then maybe sit this one out, or at least know you've been warned. But overall I suppose I did kind of enjoy it and I did surprisingly make it to the end after rigorous pausing and switching to different browser tabs to regroup. It's not the fact that she's lying that makes me cringe but it's…

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    I went into this without having seen a trailer or really any material whatsoever besides some set pictures of matt damon and melissa mccarthy like a year ago, which seemed to truly bamboozle people despite it being very obvious that they were definitely just going to be in a minute long bad-play-gag-callback-scene, but I told my friend during our pre-film nandos discussion that I had a sick, sinking feeling this film would be very much like guardians of the galaxy…

  • Jurassic World Dominion
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    this is the kind of film where you can’t tell if you’ve been watching it for 1 hour or 3 hours… but in this case I think that was a good thing. had no idea how or when it would end, or where it was going at all - completely full of surprises, outrageously funny for the dumbest reasons, heartwarming, depressing and lifts a weight from the shoulders all at the same time. overall really enjoyed this one. and thank…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    the vera farmigafication of elizabeth olsen. I couldn’t explain this if I tried it’s just a feeling I had

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    Basically, my sister was in dire need of watching something stupid and this just hit the spot. But in other news completely irrelevant to the quality of the film, which I think you could pretty much surmise from a single glance at its poster, or just looking at the cast list and filling in the blanks, Rawson Marshall Thurber has got to be one of the top 10 worst names I’ve ever heard. Who does that to a child? It…

  • The Weekend Away

    The Weekend Away

    This was the darkest film I’ve ever watched… in that I could not see a single thing. My dad got frustrated and stopped watching completely so I had to finish it alone and explain to him what happened. I’m not sure I’ve even got it right. Couldn’t see a fucking thing

  • Morbius


    Genuinely terrible. Like just beyond bad. But my sister was an extra in this and you can actually see her really up close in one shot so. 500 stars!!!