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  • Wildlife



    If you’ve got a better plan for me, tell me...

    Dano’s directorial debut is an almost discomfortingly tame experience. Every shot is static and contained, giving rise to an inescapable sense of distress. the film so effectively articulates the feeling of being trapped within the center of a marital imbroglio without ever becoming an ostentatious display. instead, Wildlife is a taut portrait of desperation and destruction. as this marriage hastily approaches its demise like a raging wildfire, the audience, like Joe, is left to watch impotently.

  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    If Beale Street Could Talk


    if beale street could talk, it would tell Green Book to goto hell

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  • Green Book

    Green Book

    i have this deep-seated aversion to mayonnaise and a few months back i pledged to my friends i would eat an entire jar of mayo in the unlikely scenario that green book wins best picture as i was so confident that it wouldn’t. this has been a giant miscalculation

    edit: here it is :/

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    *Jesse Eisenberg begins to speak inordinately fast* 

    me: wow this movie is great