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One Piece: Curse of the Sacred Sword 2004
Most of it is, like, Fine. But it, like a lot of shounen anime movies, can't overcome the fact that that its premise just isn't interesting. An evil rival for Zolo who fights for the Marines, and that's basically it...? Tough sell. The villain has a TRULY uninspired design that that? Mm. No.
I found the beats of the movie enjoyable and wasn't consciously bored for most of it. So it's got that going for it.
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One Piece: Dead End Adventure 2003
Had to stop in the middle of it and come back, which put a bit of a damper on it. This is another good one, though! The race premise (albeit under-emphasized) was unique and even the escort mission aspect was a bit fun because of the way Badger learned from being around the Straw Hats.
Killer movie-specific outfits. "SICK." "EVIL." Iconic.
Lots of interesting information distribution and camera stuff, too.
Lmao at the 3D, tho.
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Child Bringing Bouquet to Woman 1886
Nude women and children have been appearing in films since the beginning. Censoring them is against everything we've ever stood for!
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Digimon Adventure tri. Part 6: Future 2018
No payoff for any of the millions of questions raised during the previous five movies, and an incredibly blue balling resolution to the 02 kids tease in the first movie. The only things that get revealed are the identity of Hackmon and an undoing of a facet of the entire premise of the second half of the series. That facet hasn't been relevant since the fourth movie, but it was still a changed status quo.
It even had the audacity…
