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  • Godzilla vs. Hedorah
  • Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris
  • Saw
  • The Wailing

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  • Godzilla 2000: Millennium

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

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    โ˜ข๏ธโณThe Countdown To Nolan's Atomic Bomb: 00:00:03โณโ˜ข๏ธ

    We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars. Now, we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.

    The year is 2067, humanity is facing collapse and total extinction following a global famine caused by ecocide. Rendering the planet uninhabitable as it inches closer to nothing but dust. A fantastic physicist named Professor Brand working for NASA has come up with aโ€ฆ

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

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    โœจ๐Ÿ’œA Celebration To Our Beloved Guardians๐Ÿ’œโœจ

    Someday, I'm going to make great machines that fly. And me and my friends are going to go flying together, into the forever, and beautiful sky. Lylla, and Teefs, and Floor, and me. Rocket.

    It really is good to have friends.

    Some time has passed since the events of Thanos and his army perishing at the hands of the Avengers, including our beloved Guardians. Peter Quill is still reeling from the loss of Gamora,โ€ฆ

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  • Flightplan

    Flightplan

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    What are you going to do? Blow us both up?

    No. Just you.

    Anyone else notice that post 9/11 there was just a wave of movies released set on planes? Capitalising on people's trauma I guess. ๐Ÿ˜… Flightplan however, is a lot more fun than I was expecting. Jodie Foster makes for a great lead as his anxiety fueled mother desperate to save her missing child on a plane of all things, while everybody around her just wants a peacefulโ€ฆ

  • Annabelle

    Annabelle

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    MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!

    Shut up.

    So here we are, the first of many Conjuring spin off's and much to your unsurprise, I don't like it. At all. I'm finding a lot of energy to even describe why I dislike it, but it's just an uninspiring mess with a story that's so unbelievably familiar it's been done 20,000 times now. I mean, if you want a REALLY good and unsettling horror film surrounding a demonic entity andโ€ฆ

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

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    The daughter of a legendary thief, who sewed winter coats out of stolen purses. Herself a thief, pickpocket, swindler. The saviour who came to tear my life apart. My Tamako. My Sookee.

    In 1930's Korea, under Japanese colonial rule, a man named Count Fujiwara, plans to seduce a beautiful heiress named Lady Hideko, ultimately marry her but then commit her to a mental asylum so he can steal her inheritance. But he realises this long-term scheme isn't doable by justโ€ฆ

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

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    Michael, you're not Pennywise get the hell out of the fucking sewers you daft twat...

    Show grief your fucking tits and say "let's go"!

    Four years have passed since the events of Halloween night (Halloween 2018/Halloween Kills) where the dreaded Shape, Michael Myers unleashed his hellish rage on the people of Haddonfield and Laurie Strode once again encountered evil, yet her plan to contain and kill The Boogeyman failed yet lived to tell the tale. Her daughter however, did not.โ€ฆ