I'm sorry nearly all of my reviews are positive ones I just love movies so much.

Favorite films

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines
  • The Avengers
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Jurassic World

Recent activity

  • Lightyear


  • The Walk


  • The Nice Guys


  • Top Gun: Maverick


Recent reviews

  • Lightyear



    "Nice work, elderly convict."

    A choppy first act that heads towards a solid second and third. There are no loose ends by the time things wrap up; every story and character beat is delivered upon in satisfying ways. It's a bit predictable and formulaic, but a fun time nonetheless. Far from Pixar's best, but the studio has always been enjoyable even at its worst.

    SOX is a constant source of joy and is easily one of Pixar's best creations. I…

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    "Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt."
    "People got hurt."
    "I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."

Popular reviews

  • The Swan Princess

    The Swan Princess


    I dunno about this one guys I was pretty drunk when my roommate decided to watch it so I have no idea what the fuck was going on in this movie.

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns


    This may just be the perfect Batman movie, while somehow also managing to be a great Christmas movie and a wonderfully comic gothic noir film. There are parts that by all rights should belong in one of Joel Schumacher's Batman sequels, but Tim Burton has crafted a world in which they are believable without being ridiculous. As usual, the villains are more interesting than the hero, and while Michael Keaton is a loveable Bruce Wayne and a decently badass Batman, it's Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer who steal the show as Penguin and Catwoman respectively.