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  • The Perfection

    The Perfection


    'Cult classic' enthusiasts who don't like this movie are fucking cowards. This film takes risks and you are sexist and weak and in 10 years you will be whistling a different tune

  • House at the End of the Street

    House at the End of the Street


    The mediocre slasher every one of the godawful teen thrillers on Netflix aspires to be.
    How anyone can write a review of this film longer than like three sentences is beyond me

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  • Cats



    Drunk 11am Friday morning matinee. I went in knowing a lot, but here are some things I didn’t expect:

    - It is possible to be bored and overwhelmed at the same time
    - Chaotic 80s synthesizers
    - People complained it is too horny—I opine that it is not horny ENOUGH
    - Ian McKellen knew exactly what kind of train wreck he was getting himself into and played it as such
    - Jennifer Hudson’s relentless, devastating snot drip
    - Cats is truly a bad musical with bad songs
    - Unfortunately forced to confront that I would absolutely fukc The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

  • Wildling



    Men write, direct, and edit another movie about the pain of a young girl entering womanhood. Except the young girl entering womanhood is played by someone who is 26 years old, and womanhood means becoming a bigfoot. There were 16 producers on this film.

    There were about 20 seconds of really cool 80's throwback special effects, but nothing worth the time wasted watching this