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  • The Perfection

    The Perfection

    ★★★★

    'Cult classic' enthusiasts who don't like this movie are fucking cowards. This film takes risks and you are sexist and weak and in 10 years you will be whistling a different tune

  • House at the End of the Street

    House at the End of the Street

    ★★½

    The mediocre slasher every one of the godawful teen thrillers on Netflix aspires to be.
    How anyone can write a review of this film longer than like three sentences is beyond me

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★

    Drunk 11am Friday morning matinee. I went in knowing a lot, but here are some things I didn’t expect:

    - It is possible to be bored and overwhelmed at the same time
    - Chaotic 80s synthesizers
    - People complained it is too horny—I opine that it is not horny ENOUGH
    - Ian McKellen knew exactly what kind of train wreck he was getting himself into and played it as such
    - Jennifer Hudson’s relentless, devastating snot drip
    - Cats is truly a bad musical with bad songs
    - Unfortunately forced to confront that I would absolutely fukc The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

  • Wildling

    Wildling

    ★½

    Men write, direct, and edit another movie about the pain of a young girl entering womanhood. Except the young girl entering womanhood is played by someone who is 26 years old, and womanhood means becoming a bigfoot. There were 16 producers on this film.

    There were about 20 seconds of really cool 80's throwback special effects, but nothing worth the time wasted watching this