Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Southbound 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 30 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Me: The perfect loop doesn't exis-
  Southbound: AYO HOLD MY BEAR (*BEER this is why I need to proofread. keeping it in tho bc it's kinda silly)

  This one was so damn good. My jaw dropped when I realized what was going on in the final segment. 1000% giving this a rewatch eventually

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  Cube 2021

  ★★★ Watched 28 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  *6.25-ish

  Doesn't really come close to matching the charm of the original film, and is an overall unnecessary remake, but it's also still Cube, which means it's pretty fun. Guy who plays Goto is super hot and gives a great performance, and I liked Ochi's character, but they replaced my boy Kazan with an android chick who does fuck all throughout the film, and a 13 year old who also kinda does fuck all. Like what the hell man??? Japan…

Popular reviews

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  Possum 2018

  ★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2020 5

  im confused and disturbed and i cant tell if i actually liked this movie or not

  that fucking puppet is going to show up in my nightmares though

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  Elfen Lied 2004

  ★★★★ Added 6

  Why the fuck are there so many low reviews for this? Watched this anime when I was like 12 and I still absolutely adore it to this day!