"He is pale, almost pallid-as if he’d been reared in a mushroom cellar." - John Lahr about Steve Buscemi

Favorite films

  • Rave Macbeth
  • Hellraiser: Hellworld
  • This Is How the World Ends
  • Synthetic Pleasures

Recent activity

  • The Kennel Murder Case

  • The Verdict

  • Three Strangers

  • The Mask of Dimitrios

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • A Midsummer Night's Rave

    A Midsummer Night's Rave

    A Midsummer Night's Rave (2002) and Rave Macbeth (2001) are both part of the Shakespeare Rave Cinematic Universe and honestly I cannot wait until all the characters get to meet each other and fight side by side in the inevitable Shakespeare Rave Avengers movie.

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Every year I devote about 8 hours to watching some completely irredeemable, boring, predictable, show on Netflix that robs me of time I will never get back but I'm too depressed to turn it off. Last year it was "Bly Manor" and this year I guess it's "Squid Game".

    If you've seen The Hunger Games, Saw, or that other dumb netflix high tension capitalism movie that was about the moving platforms in the prison...? Then you don't need to waste…