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  • City of Ghosts

    City of Ghosts

    ★★

    When watching what should be an "informative documentary" I like to put myself in the shoes of someone who is completely uninformed of the topic at hand. While watching City Of Ghosts from this perspective, I realized what an uninforming mess this documentary truly was. If you are going into this film looking to be informed about Syria then you will be sorely disappointed. As someone who has watched many films about ISIS, this film did not teach me anything…

  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★½

    Throughout history, humanity has measured its self-worth by the monuments they have built: The Great Wall Of China, The Pyramids, Stonehenge. Filmmaker Kogonada frames his characters next to similarly awe-inspiring architecture to show that, despite our ability to produce beautiful works of art, we will still continue to grapple with everyday themes such as death & loneliness. In fact, the more modernized our world becomes, the more alienated we will feel. Kogonada takes a page straight from Antonioni's book & places the…

  • The Blind Side

    The Blind Side

    ½

    The Bland Side by John Lee Hand-on-Cock is one of the most disgustingly masturbatory films I've seen in quite some time. Racist, stupid & condescending doesn't even begin to describe this modern day Birth Of A Nation remake. What a load of Sandra Bollocks. 2 thumbs firmly up this movie's ass!

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    ★★★★

    If there ever was a cure for a black, cynical heart that plagues a many in this increasingly cold, secular world, Paul Blart: Mall Cop is the film to bring humanity back to its roots more than Tarkovsky could ever dream of doing. It's refreshing to see a film as innocent as Paul Blart, the makers of which, having only the sole intention of entertaining their audiences. Because truth be told, Paul Blart: Mall Cop is funnier & more intelligent than…