gavin

I wonder how many movies will be left in my watchlist when I die

Favorite films

  • The Blob
  • Tux and Fanny
  • A Town Called Panic
  • Nope

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★½

  • A Town Called Panic

    ★★★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★½

  • The Great Muppet Caper

    ★★★★½

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  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day

    ★★★★★

    “Bill looks out at the water and thinks of all the wonderful things he will do with his life.”

    we’re always looking to the future for happiness. “my life sucks right now, but one day I’ll be out of school and I’ll have a nice job and a big house and a wife that loves me!” we even convince ourselves that our minds will live on after our body dies, that even if we aren’t happy while we’re alive, we’ll…

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★

    OMG!!!! I was TODAY years old when I realized BARBARIAN is titled BARBARIAN because the two main characters are named BARBARA and IAN!!!

    share if you were also a dumb as fuck little shit that didn’t know this fact.

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    On November 26, 2021 (my 21st birthday), it was announced that beloved creative genius and composer/lyricist/creator of my two favorite musicals (Into the Woods and Company), Stephen Sondheim, had passed away.

    Today, one year and a day later, I saw his face again on the big screen. What was he doing, you ask? He was playing Among Us. Stephen Sondheim was playing Among Us.

    This is a day which will live in infamy.

  • A Town Called Panic

    A Town Called Panic

    ★★★★★

    it’s just the best movie ever made

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  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ½

    I just sat through this entire movie, and I’m still not even convinced it’s a real movie. what the fuck.

    Free Guy is a movie for Discord mods. there was someone sitting a few seats away from me who must have been one, because he laughed at every. single. joke. every one. and I’m not talking a little “hehe” giggle to himself. he fucking “HA HAAAAA” Nelson laughed every single time. every laugh of his sounded like it was the…

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★★

    shoutout to the theater I went to for selling special limited edition Candyman™ candy with razorblades in them. forgot all about the blades and sliced my mouth open ten minutes into the movie!