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I wonder how many movies will be left in my watchlist when I die

Favorite films

  • The Blob
  • Tux and Fanny
  • A Town Called Panic
  • The Dark Crystal

Recent activity

  • Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful


  • Magic Mike


  • The Nice Guys


  • Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father


Pinned reviews

  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London


    at one point in the movie someone is reading A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. this is a story about an American being misplaced in England, just like this movie, and it also references the misplaced American in its title, just like this movie. the film is referencing itself within itself

    right after the scene of someone reading the book, we’re shown a scene from The Muppet Show where Miss Piggy is criticizing the art of puppetry. this is…

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day


    “Bill looks out at the water and thinks of all the wonderful things he will do with his life.”

    we’re always looking to the future for happiness. “my life sucks right now, but one day I’ll be out of school and I’ll have a nice job and a big house and a wife that loves me!” we even convince ourselves that our minds will live on after our body dies, that even if we aren’t happy while we’re alive, we’ll…

Recent reviews

  • Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful

    Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    kind of feel like if you asked an alien who'd been on earth for only one week to pitch a black mirror episode they'd say "ermmmm you don't read terms and conditions so bad stuff happens and famous actors start shitting everywhere??"

  • Magic Mike

    Magic Mike


    sometimes I was like holy shit magic mike is awesome I’m a fan and then other times I was like holy shit magic mike kinda sucks and this should never have gotten a sequel

    men are awesome sometimes

Popular reviews

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy


    I just sat through this entire movie, and I’m still not even convinced it’s a real movie. what the fuck.

    Free Guy is a movie for Discord mods. there was someone sitting a few seats away from me who must have been one, because he laughed at every. single. joke. every one. and I’m not talking a little “hehe” giggle to himself. he fucking “HA HAAAAA” Nelson laughed every single time. every laugh of his sounded like it was the…

  • Nirvana the Band the Show

    Nirvana the Band the Show


    AMAZING. it really really is “the best show that no one’s heard of”

    you wouldn’t BELIEVE how many times I searched “nirvanna the band the show did matt johnson really _______?” into google while watching this show. and you also wouldn’t believe how LITTLE information I actually ended up finding. where is the line between reality and fiction? how much is improv and how much is scripted? I don’t know what reality is anymore. I don’t know anything anymore. all I know is Matt and Jay. all I know is The Rivoli. all I know is I need to watch this show again immediately.