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  • Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★

  • Fear Street: 1978

    ★★½

  • Fear Street: 1994

    ★★

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    ★½

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  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★★½

    "On a Saturday morning 14 years ago, I was asked to come meet with Steven Spielberg at his house. He told me he wanted to make a movie about the Chicago 7 and would I be interested in writing it. I said, “Yes! The Chicago 7! I’d love to write a movie about the Chicago 7!” As soon as I left his house, I called my father and asked him who the Chicago 7 were. I was just saying yes…

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★½

    "Look at all these weirdos."

    Gotta give them credit for making some real bold choices with this Natural Born Killers reboot.

    Honestly, neither of the Venom movies are "good" but I think I prefer their style of not good to what constitutes as a good superhero movie now.

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  • Too Many Cooks

    Too Many Cooks

    İ͋̅̽͏̶̠̘̭͡t̴̸̹̺͇͇̫͔̪̤̅̔̚͢ ͕͓̰̙̠͍̤̓̀͂͊͛͌̐̚t̸̷̔̔̊͏̩̗͖̝͉̯̮̭a̳̭̙̬ͦ̑̈́ͩ͢͠k̖̻̻̙̝̮̈́̈́̀̒̈͆ͦe̹̜̤̊ͪ̓̔͑ͯ͢s̘̘̜̟̭̹͈ͥ̒̃͒̒ͅ ̷̴͉̺͉̲̈̂̃ͅa̮͓̙͙͓̫͆ͧ̊ ̵̛̟̳̌̊̃ͣ̆ͯ͆l̵ͫ̒͋ͭͯ͟҉̯̩̬̲͈̙͓o̷̺͖̫̙͍͐ͧ͠t͍̣͎̍ͫ͐ͮ ̸̽͐҉̼ͅt̶̤̫͓̦̘̓̀̄̇̐̎ͮ̆͝o̭͇̫̻̹̻̥̳͒̌ͫ ̵͓̲ͬͨ̾́ͯ̅́̒m̵̧̗̰̰̬͎̜̔ͬ́ͪͬå̸̵̘͔̹̰͇͍͉̫k͈̝ͫͅe̶̓͐̌ͬ̇̀ͩ҉̛̰͖ ̸͕͎̘̟̹͛̏̔ͯáͦͭ͒͒̃̾͡͏͍̱̠ ͔̝̉̓̀s̠̙̥͔͕̪̜ͯ̂̊̀ͅț̺̣͈̠̞̘̑̏e̢̜̳͈͇͍̹͔̋ͥͧ̕w̨͇͓͖̣͌̓̽̒͊͗̉,͕͍̜̻̹ͪ̆ͯ̏ͥ̒̈́̀͟ ̫̟̳̯̯̭͊͋̔́͞ e͚̜͑͌̇̀͠s̷̡̤͍̼̟͕̗ͫͩ̊ͯ͛̂͂͗p͔̘͍͖̌̃̓̇͒ͤë̻̼͓́͗͛͛̿͆̔̋ͬ͘cͬ̎̓̓̏͒͞҉̯̱̻͈̹̫i̬̮̦̘̬̮͉͚̓͒͐̊ͩ̅́͟a̛̟̯̥͊̑͠͞l̡̧̛̟͔̺̼̭̬̜̹̓͒ͩ͑̈́̆̓l̰͎͙̽̃ͭ͛y̷̷͓͙͙͎͔͆ͣ̌̍ͪͣͮ̂͡ ̲̞̹̭ͦ́̽́ẘ̡͇͇͇̝̯͇̠ͯ́̕h̬̐ͤ͟e̼͍̯͙̦̟̞̠ͦ̾͡͝ņ̤͖̯̰̗̳͙̦͈ͪ̐̊͛͗͋̏̀͠ ̸̓ͥ͐ͭ̎͆ͣ̊͢͏͚̝̼͇͇i̵̟͓̦ͯ̉̉͐̿͛ͤ̓̊͡t̟̳̹̼͖̻́ͪ̄ͦ̈́͟’̧̨̩̗͐̚s̴̳̠͕͈͉̝̏̎̋ͬ̓ ̹̳̰͍͍̝͉̮͍ͥ͑ͭͧͭ̓͐̑͑͟m̷̅͆́̑ͣ͆̄̚҉͚̗͖͓̬ẽͭ̊̔҉͖ ̮̠͉̱ͧ̈́͝ą̯͕͊̇͋͂̈́̇͊̀n̴̡̢̻̹̫͍̯̮̈́͋d̷̟̜̮͂̏ͧͧ̈̅͗ͤ̌͟ ̨̹͉͇͕́̏̀y̴̞̻̭̳̜͌ͩ͌͐̏́ͥ̚o͚ͬṳ̩̱̜̟̘͔̋͐͗̄͊͟.̷̢̼̯̯̟̬̯̰̤̩ͦͫͬ
    ̩͎͖̬͎̊̐ͦ̌͐̃̚Ť̢͙̟̉̓̇̑O̷̭̲̗̫̠͔͓̗̼ͥ͂̂̇ͪ͗͜Ò̴҉̝̼̺͙ ̨ͮ̓͑̂̂̇̐͒҉̜̦̬̟̩͡M̺̼̹̲̰̰̘͔͆ͭ̃͒́͜͠A̰̜̜͐̉̎̇Ṅ͍̖͔̜̭̙̦͎̀̅̿̈ͥYͣ̇ͦ͏̸͕̫̘͟ ͍͇̪̯͕̺̦̱̐ͤͤ͟͡C̴̴̹̺̰͎̭͍ͦͯͣ̆ͩ̌̔̒̏͟ͅƠ̠͂̈́͟Ò̵̪̯̞̳̲̤͋̔͢͡K̳͇̿ͯ̔ͧ͡S͎̯̈ͣͭ͒̽ͨͫ̍̀ ͈͔̮͎̀͐̃̋͐̊̇ͨ͞T̺̩̩̮ͬͭͣ̈́̍̃̒͢͞O̷̵̞͔̙̭̻͉͋ͬͬ̂̄͞O̓̓̑ͮ̓̃̆ͩ̈҉҉̮̺̲̟͖̹̬͈͕ ͙̝͙̣̩̩̊͊̑M̨͔̤̖̱̜͉̘̆̇͛ͩ̅͐̉͘Ą̹̦͉̭̘̠̈́͌̽N͍̥̞͓̳͇̳͈͋͗̿ͩͅY̵̪̣͈̱̱̭̞̳͛ͫ̌̀̚ ͔͉̤͎̤̐̊̂͌Ç̲͇̤̖̉̃́͞O͉̤͍̜̘̅͒ͯ̕Ŏ̢͓̥̲̎́͑̍̓̿͝͞ͅK̲̭̝̟̣̭̯̱̾̽ͪ͛͒̽ͥŞ̹ͭ͋̓̓́͛̐ͤ ̰͔̦̖̠̣̯̓͢T̨͎͙̞̣̖̳̤̞̒̊̾̕͞ͅǪ̷̹͇͈͔͎̲̮͂͆ͭ̀O͖͚͖͍͚̅͆ͪ͂͆̓̀ ͙̤̠̙ͦ̊̔̈ͩ̅̾͆͊M̛̛͖̫͇̭͓̗̮ͤ̑ͥ͊ͭ̄̊A̯͖̪̖̬̻̪͓̅̽ͬ͑ͪ̓̍̔N͉̲̽ͨ̅̕Y̭͔̘̓̓͢͡ ̮̙͈̩̝͉̦̼́͗ͧͬͫ̈̅ͣC̣̜͉͍̦̲̯͐ͣͅO̳̠̩̬̻̜̲͒̽̀̿͟͝ͅO̦̳ͩͦ͢K̛͚̤͈̳͉̗͒̿̽͠͠S̶̡̝͔̈̾ͪ̿ͨ̂͢

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    "The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in their control and not the other way around."

    Kick Ass is fucking terrible as a leading man but I overrate the sheer will of Bryan Cranston, Ken Watanabe saying GOJIRA, and cool monster fights so here we are. Godzilla spitting fire is worth a few stars alone.