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Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Handmaiden
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Pride & Prejudice

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  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye


  • Night Is Short, Walk on Girl


  • Kate

  • The Card Counter


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Recent reviews

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter


    Get some ice and Tylenol for Oscar Isaac, cause he carried this boring af movie on his back.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    I think some people in my audience forgot that before James Gunn was a superhero guy, he was a gore guy. And this was far and away from the family friendly guardians of the galaxy, and at the risk of sounding “edgy”, I enjoy DC’s willingness to make adult super hero movies. Unlike Marvel, they’re always willing to swing as hard as they can for the fences, and they’ve had several misses (the first suicide squad, og justice league, ww84)…

Popular reviews

  • Atomic Blonde

    Atomic Blonde


    Neon lights, Lesbians, the soundtrack, those fight scenes, im fucking dEAD

  • Logan



    I need to watch it again before I can form a coherent review, but holy fuck this is the best X-Men movie of all time.