Call Me by Your Name

Call Me by Your Name ★★★★★

coming to a book store near you, the well awaited follow-up to my autobiography, titled: I’ve Been Laying In Fetal Position While Crying For The Past 45 Minutes and I Genuinely Do Not Understand Why Luca Guadagnino Gave Me A Complete Hour and a Half of Undeserving Bliss But For Some Reason He Felt The Fucking Need To Rip My Heart Out During The Last Scene and Tear It to Shreds So Now The Only Emotion I Am Capable of Feeling Is Absolute Pain (Please Hold Me)

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