• The Bob's Burgers Movie

    The Bob's Burgers Movie

    ★★★½

    As someone who loves Bob's Burgers and has seen every episode of the show at least once, I was always going to like this thing unless they royally screwed it up and they did not screw it up. It's not perfect. There's less musical numbers than you would expect (and one of them can't fully commit to a clear idea, which is weird because the other two full ones are very well-realized) and I would've loved for some of the…

  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

    ★★★★★

    I have been holding off on watching this movie for a long time until the right moment. Today felt like the right moment. RIP Ray Liotta. We have lost an incredible talent.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★½

    “Take my breath away”- Me to Tony Scott each time I watch one of his films. It’s wild he was able to pull this off so early in his career.

  • 300

    300

    ★★½

    I can't say I like this movie very much but I do enjoy looking at it a lot.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★★

    I used to think this film was way too long for any of it to actually have any resonance. I was very wrong. A tremendous accomplishment in blockbuster filmmaking that very few films have approached since.

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★½

    "Oh don't be ridiculous Andrea. Everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us."

    It is so crazy that Streep is giving a performance that conveys this much power and control while barely raising her voice above a whisper in any given scene.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★½

    You could easily make this movie a good half an hour or so shorter just by cutting out like two or three of the dozen or so surprise double-crosses in this movie but why would you want to?

  • Saw III

    Saw III

    ★★★½

    This is maybe the only Best Villain-nominated performance where the nominee is lying down for basically the entire movie.

  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★½

    "Being a cop is not an identity."

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

    The Lonely Island team making a modern spin on Roger Rabbit is like the easiest sell in the world for me so of course I was going to love this thing. Not that this is anywhere near as good as Roger Rabbit or Akiva Schaffer's two masterpieces (Hot Rod and Popstar), but it's still very fun with some very inspired bits and even the IP cameos worked for me here (It helps that the cameos are not at all limited…

  • Godzilla 2000: Millennium

    Godzilla 2000: Millennium

    ★★★½

    On a long-lost home movie there is a clip of me at 6 excitedly waving a Godzilla action figure around singing “Godzilla 2000” with religious fervor as it beat up another action figure until my 3-year-old sister comes into frame to complain “that’s not appropriate!” So it was only right that I made Godzilla 2000 my 2000th logged film considering the clear impression the mere idea of it had made on me.

  • Senior Year

    Senior Year

    ★★½

    Really should have just been a teen movie about Angourie Rice without the warmed over 21 Jump Street "high school is so different now" bits but it's charming enough and Richardson, Holland, and Parnell are really great.