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  • When Ladies Meet

    When Ladies Meet


    doesn’t hold a candle to the emotional viciousness of the 1933 original. none of the four main players were convincing, least of all crawford. she's just not believable as the 'innocent'/naive one the way myrna was. everyone's just... there, reciting lines. taylor is no montgomery, though he does his best impersonation at times, and herbert marshall's so lifeless and bored it was like he was sleepwalking through the whole thing. if he did any less he'd just be part of the room decor.

    the only one outperforming their predecessor is spring byington. she's having the most fun and steals every scene she’s in omg bless her!!!

  • Lady of the Night

    Lady of the Night


    i’ve been on a little — joyride.

    exquisite and cruel. reaching out to brush your love’s hair from their face but catching yourself just in time. the bed crumbs. the light you'll never be able to hold, just admire from a distance. team molly 💔

Popular reviews

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    everybody in this sure is acting, but not in the same movie at the same time. joke’s on me for spending time on this soulless garbage 🤡 almost 2.5 hours and FOR WHAT!

    spoiler: robert pattinson is not the next hot priest and he doesn’t perform any exorcisms. he’s just a pedophile. fuck you, netflix!

    “netflix originals” feel less and less like movies the bigger the cast is. this is like marriage story in that it’s not a cohesive film…

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods


    googled “collapsible coffee cup bong” as soon as it ended because i had to know