this movie has such a stench. its so smelly. like tylers house is a complete shithole. it definitely smells like poop mixed with moldy cheese and wet clothes that arent dryed all the way. i feel like tyler smells like shit too. hes super hot dont get me wrong, but he definitely tries to smell good by putting cologne on but it doesnt stay for that long. we know he takes baths but like they also dont work. that bathwater is…
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heres a list of all my favorite parts (not in a specific order) because THIS was fucking brilliant:
1. ANDREW GARFIELD! im so fucking happy he was in this. my little 6th grade self is fucking freaking out!! spider-man 3 im so happy to have u back <3
2. TOBEY MAGUIRE! man still fucking got it! hes such a great spiderman.
3. TOM HOLLAND! he IS spiderman! i dont care what anyone says this role was made for him and…