• Hush

    Hush

    ★★★

    i enjoyed this but didn’t understand the home invaders motive at all and honestly that kind of ruined everything for me

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★★

    all cops are bad but some cops are maybe good? one full star for the frances mcdormand and woody harrelson police station scene i had to rewind and watch that like three times

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★★

    WEHOOOOO YEAH *hurling a glow stick around my head like a lasso*

  • This Is Where I Leave You

    This Is Where I Leave You

    ★★★★

    before we put this movie on i said to my boyfriend “no i don’t want to watch this one because it’ll make me cry” and he said “it’s a comedy why would that happen” and i said “yeah and we’ll have a really good time and laugh and then one of the characters will stop joking and ugly cry and that’ll make me cry really hard” and reader i was right

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    ultimate revenge fantasy movie for anyone that’s ever been abused by a tutor figure in the arts

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★★½

    bad but maybe good? i literally don’t know

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★

    this was fuckin fun! liked every second of it. lots of slurs though

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

    The Bob's Burgers Movie

    ★★★★★

    unironically i cried

  • Amsterdam

    Amsterdam

    ★★½

    i fell asleep in the cinema

  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★★½

    genuinely can’t stop thinking about this i crave bagels every second of every day. i also crave rachel sennot’s kiss

  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★★½

    this movey has no right to be as homoerotic and SCARY as it is

  • Hustlers

    Hustlers

    ★★★★½

    so they were in love right? we are all in agreement that they were definitely in love??? right???